According to a few short online news blurbs and a
Facebook comment, a tractor trailer truck transporting circus animals was
involved in an accident on Interstate 90 last Saturday. The camels, llamas, and
zebras riding in the truck were part of a circus performing in a nearby town
that weekend.
Although the driver of the second vehicle involved went
to the hospital, apparently none of the animals were seriously hurt. I hope the
injured driver is doing well and the animals have rejoined the circus. I never
will know for sure though, because I can’t find a follow-up to this story, and
I seriously suspect there wasn’t one.
Would you believe that reading about the mishap reminded
me of something that happened way back when? (Of course you would.)
One winter evening in the late 90s, Other Half and I stopped
for dinner at a Friendly’s restaurant. When we left the restaurant, he sprinted
across the parking lot to our vehicle, eager to get out of the cold and light
up a cigarette.
I was eager to get out of the cold, too, but I stopped in
the middle of the parking lot and checked out a pickup truck that was parked at
the edge of the lot. The truck had a camper shell, and the camper shell was
occupied by an animal that, at first glance, looked like either a humongous dog
or a small pony. Instead of heading to our vehicle, I moved closer to the truck
to get a better view. That did not go over well with Other Half.
“Hey,” he hollered. “Get in the truck. Let’s go.”
“Not yet,” I said. “There’s a weird animal in the back of
that truck. I’m trying to figure out what it is.”
“Never mind, it’s none of your business. Let’s go.”
“In a minute,” I said, moving closer to the pickup. At
first, I thought the animal was a mutant form of Great Dane, but the neck was
too long, and the head didn’t look like a Great Dane’s.
Between concentrating on getting a close look at the
animal and trying to ignore Other Half’s grumbling, I failed to notice the man approaching
the pickup.
Busted! The man did not look happy to see me sneaking up
on his vehicle.
I’m sure he wondered why I was so interested in his, um,
cargo. I was about to confess that I was just curious. However, I suddenly remembered
some advice I’d heard somewhere (I forgot where): If caught in the act, play
dumb.
“Um, what kind of dog is that?” I asked.
“It’s a llama.” He said.
O-kaaay.
I really wanted to ask more questions. For instance: How the heck did you convince that thing to hop
into the back of a pickup?
But I didn’t. I took Other Half’s advice and minded my
own business.
[Note: There were several llama
farms operating in the area at that time. So it might not have been that
unusual to haul small/young llamas around in pickup trucks. Still wonder how
they got them in there, though.]
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